I hate to break it to you buddy, but you aren’t the main character. I am the main character.
Wait, I thought I was the main character?
We’re all the main character on this blessed day.
It’s just us 24 year olds, all the way down
Speak for yourself
We are all Spartacus
shut up you NPCs!
Wrong that would be me
Meat, age 24.
I always figured the simulation was more like rollercoaster tycoon and I’m an unhappy customer.
I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride
This path is disgusting
I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride
You can add ten years onto the age and it’s the same thing.
Life is a struggle and I guess that’s what makes it interesting
Hell, add 20
I always felt I was the NPC.
Halt! In the name of the King state your business!
It’s ok. Hail Sithis, brother
that’s it im moving to thailand
What if your parents thought the same and what they wanted was to get married
