This thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.

It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

I suppose corn syrup has a unique feel to it.

Oh man, now you’re just gonna have to make something fresh to snack on. Bummer

Despite their wasted efforts, it just doesn’t matter. Circumventing all this is still too easy. Only the impatient are doomed.

Classic my dog ate my homework excuse.

Its a new day, but it all feels old. Its the good life, that’s what I’m told. But everything it all just feels the same.

• Good Charlotte

Well maybe you should have thought of that before you agree to live with the cat. This is your life now

Awwh its cute when you don’t have to look at it.

Verified

Those flithy westerners

Uncle Bernie to the rescue!

This one hurts in the feelz.

Then you had run advanced physics calculations just to put back inside the box.

cowards

I’ve heard it said that guns have more rights than women. That’s some bullshit how does anyone justify that? Do guns use pronouns now too, does a gun need protection?

I like to think about it as all three going up.

It doesn’t download from spotify. It only uses your playlist. It rips from yt.

And a Liberals meet and greet just off to the side there.