(movie trailer voice) They made fun of liberal weenies.

(character from movie) Universal Healthcare is only bad for insurance executives!

(movie trailer voice) They ridiculed queer voices.

(movie caricature of bi guy at a protest, southern U.S. accent) The Bible says Adam AND Eve, not Adam OR Eve!"

(movie trailer voice) This summer, the Left strikes right back.

July 4

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR
[This film is not yet rated]

Global bowel movement, more like.

PAGEant pervert, nooo

The Federation doesn’t attempt communication or diplomacy.

I understand where you’re coming from broadly with your thesis, and I agree with you more than I want to. The above line struck me, though, because The Left writ large at least has been trying to communicate and attempting diplomacy with our Bugs for decades, and especially lately it’s become essentially useless.

I get the slightly-downvoted state I found this comment in, but I thought it was a perfect reference.

His only regret was that he had Boneitis.

Modem starts dialing up. Everything is going fine, attempting 28.8k negotiation… failed. Okay, now I’m listening to 19.2k negotiation… failed again? Ugh, ok, 14.4k… no? Jesus fuck. Please let me at least have 9600…

Edit: typoes

I saw the reply in my inbox and had a reaction to “females” there, like “ugh, not one of THESE folks who still talk like that.” Because I didn’t remember the nature of this thread until I got back into the comments :)

Bonus points if you instead say she is being hysterical.

Like what the Kool-Aid man does to walls? We need a stronger fruit punch is all.

Not to mention “an object” is just a construct describing a collection of molecules that themselves don’t necessarily sit still or all stick around.

Dark energy would like a word

Capitalism

It was named after the sarcastic comment its early users would say to the people offended, “Try cords”.

I don’t keep up with any of this stuff, and so it just makes me think of memes like this:

I wasn’t making any kind of reference, myself, to be whooshed by. I’ve used this name around for a little while and just wanted to agree with your statement, then noticed the partial similarity in our names and wanted to comment on that, to, as if someone were trying to say my handle but got stuck on an audio loop: “Major— major— major— major—”

For your consideration.

As someone who used to work with “large” (to normal people; 10k-60k rows up to maybe 70 columns) datasets in Excel exclusively, I also hate Excel.

As someone whose name escaped the skipping record that your name is, I concur.