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Idk man, I’ve been working IT for 10 years and have never stripped a torx. Didn’t know it was possible

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My sister used to regularly bite me when she was angry. In her teens. No she’s not mentally disabled. 🤷

Oh no, we’re all just more concerned about affording to survive, and can’t be bothered to remember a detail about a disease from hundreds of years ago that is no longer a threat whatsoever.

You know, you’re a real piece of work.

I’d watch that

Bruh. Phones are just essentially ARM + Linux pocket PCs.

But my beloved Netscape! How will I possibly learn a new browser? I’m too old to learn!

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Yeah but I wanted my car fixed. Sure I’m riding my bike while it’s broken, but I want to fix my car.

Lmao no it’s definitely one person in one body.

No you have it backwards. More like

“hey, this car I bought for a couple grand is being fucky”

“nah man fuck buying a car. Leave that one in the ditch out back, and start driving this one my buddies made and have been fixing for years. Yeah it breaks a lot but hey it’s free. Oh you wanna keep using your old car, you just need an oil change? Bitch, what did I say? Use mine.”

Oh yeah btw, that new car, gas and brake are reversed. Nonono it’s ok just get used to it or you’re a dumbass

“Hey, so my car is making a weird noise” “Just go out and get a different car then”

The one in my hometown just went out of business 2 years ago due to the pandemic. It was $5 for adults, $3 for children under 14 and students of the local highschool if you present your student ID. They were an important part of the town, and practically everyone 2-3 towns over was talking about it when they closed.

No but it was a 140 year old building so I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened since I left

I could swear that this is my highschool

This could unironically be useful for adult themed games lmao

I made this https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/7313361f-9bb2-4f55-8510-a5ef85eab693.webp

It’s from an xkcd