My roommate did a recruiter tour (mistake). He’d absolutely chuckle at that meme. Little did he know I was at the local colleges distributing anti-enlistment memes to the young folks.

Lol why Quest 64?

Correct. Excellent writeup of that whole Telltale Games shitshow.

Parent your kids instead of constantly demanding the government do something. Obviously it’s hard, two parents working/single parent working full-time, everything is expensive, shit sucks. But you also signed up to have kids. At least try to do them a solid and raise them well, and stop asking the already too large government to try to come up with some more shit.

Of course, why spell it bywaze?

Is a movie that came out 23 years ago still modern?

Lockouts SMH. Back in my day, we just died. And we were happy to work on energized systems for a bee (which was the style at the time).

I use gender pods.

Depends on the currency and where you’re from, but when it’s written 3500$ its typically because that’s how it’s pronounced. Thirty five hundred dollars. It’s not a hard and fast rule.

I’ve had a Fold 4 for prolly 8 months now, no issues. But then, I baby my phone. No bigger screen issues either, but I clean it daily.

Turkeys unslaughtered, farms are whack, I bet his build order is non-existent, and he probably lost a vill to wildlife.

SEO services, what scum.

That said, if you need a website redesign, I know a company. (/s)

Is that the Nautilus? SONAR hasn’t looked like that in a while. Also, they dead.

Ark Survival Evolved over in the corner hoping nobody notices its 700GB+ if you download every map.

You can buy lids at Home Depot/Lowes.

or more recently, ads

Try this one trick to get me to take the stairs every single time.

So Dr. Manhatten while learning how to reform.

I like my Oakleys, but they’re regular prescription glasses. Pretty durable and in the (bland) style I prefer.

The article is playing fast and loose as well.

The US Navy has dispatched a guided-missile submarine to the Middle East.

The posting was revealed by the military in an announcement late on Sunday. The unusual revelation regarding the location of the ship, which can launch nuclear missiles

SSGNs are incapable of launching the missiles the article is thinking of. I suppose one could outfit the boat with the nuclear TLAM-D, but i doubt the Navy would bother.

And there’s no chance in hell an SSBN, the actual sub with SLBMs on it, is going to surface anywhere and pop open a missile hatch (the missiles are launched submerged).

Article is bunk, a GN showed up somewhere and is ready to put tomahawks through windows, business as usual for one of those boats. Show of force? Yes? Show of nuclear warhead force? No.

Sauce - Submariner.

Also sub fun fact, the 4 SSGNs in the US Navy are the Ohio, Michigan, Florida and Georgia. They have a building in Bangor for them, lovingly called the OMFG building.

I did once, but I got arrested.