The spooky ghost!

Instructions unclear, OP just got this tattoo:

I bet.

Tapatío is basically ketchup level heat. I would have sprung for the scorpion pepper sauce. (Yes, I know it gets hotter, but scorpions have that unique sting.)

Agreed, and it’s certainly along the same lines of content.

Haha, classic… But also, consider the following.

Ok, but only because you showed up and told me to & I really care about your personal meme preference. 😃

It isn’t lifted, but I imagined it would be this guy:

It does! I use a fork to remove a piece of the pasta for testing/feeling.

Freezing it traps the boil for longer than storing it at room temperature.

If it was long enough, you could just tie it in a knot. 😆

Yeah, well, I didn’t invent it. I’m just explaining the format.

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Lol, yeah, that’s some seriously hardcore trolling.

It’s a meme format to set up an event that happens unprompted/without outside influence.

Yep, almost 10 years ago, it’s a fairly easy search.

For me, it’s like a quick in and out (no double entendre intended) vs a prolonged stay.