Pussy playing with the carpet? Niiiice.
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cloudshouter@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Am I a bad person for instantly thinking sexual thoughts when I seen this ad promoting Christianity?
2·16 hours agoReligioun. Takes the fun out of everything.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Injuries and unpaid labour rampant at data centres built by Google and MicrosoftEnglish
2·16 hours agoI can make an educated guess.
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World News@lemmy.world•US Army starts practicing digging mass battlefield gravesEnglish
13·1 day agoEvery year the army gets ready to impose martial law. No reason is given, but we are assured it is about to go down by that one guy who saw a convoy of vehicles.
cloudshouter@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Injuries and unpaid labour rampant at data centres built by Google and MicrosoftEnglish
7·1 day agoThat sounds like something that a state AG should step in on.
The dirty blue collars don’t get the protection and long term support they need. I think there is a thought that they will quit or die before the company gets hooked for long term healthcare. It’s really one more reason why they should be first in line to vote for universal healthcare. It’s also another reason why pensions were a good thing. Spend your useful years and physical health for a proper retirement.
cloudshouter@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Can somedy explain to me the issue with the voter ID law they want to pass in the US?
25·2 days agoIf the government wants to make everyone have an certain ID to vote, it has to be the governments responsibility to actively make sure everyone gets that ID without any cost or hassle. We know that’s not what will happen because the whole point of this is that the Republicans want to disenfranchise certain people.
The knockdown problem is that creating such an ID is a mere half a thought from “vere are your papers?” That’s basically a guaranteed outcome.
cloudshouter@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Am I a bad person for instantly thinking sexual thoughts when I seen this ad promoting Christianity?
8·2 days agoThere is a term called “Christian sexy”. It’s getting a lady with the right face and shape in modest clothes to ride the line where they can be backup singers/promoters/on the stage somewhere and the wives don’t get jealous but the men can still fantasize.
cloudshouter@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Am I a bad person for instantly thinking sexual thoughts when I seen this ad promoting Christianity?
3·2 days agoMormons go in pairs to make sure that one person isn’t having fun or masterbating in the hotel room. I had a coworker have a pair of hot Mormons knock on his door. He said he was interested in hearing more on the off chance of getting some but the call back was a guy.
cloudshouter@lemmy.zipto
aww@lemmy.world•Awww! Animals! Uh, err, wait a second. ... What?English
1·2 days agoNone of them. Mammals have vertically flexing spines and hips while reptiles and other vertebrates have horizontal flexing spines and hips. The birds are closer to mammals in that regard even before counting the fused shells of the turtle.
For some people, that might be the hottest thing in the house.
That man made… a few choices. At least one of them was understandable.
Teachers, who are there to teach, need to then know how to tell the boys about reality, communication, consent, and safe practices. They also need to be backed up by the administration if a patient complains about it.
Ask your partner first and respect what they say. Communicate the whole time if they want to be choked. Choke gently on the sides, not the throat. Do it to yourself first to see how it feels. (with hands, not rope)
I don’t by the “oops, kinky sex” defense. People into way harder stuff don’t have that problem.
Many moons ago there were intelligent people advocating for a serious upgrade to the sex ed programs. The usual idiots shut it down of course, but the idea was that, among other things, we need to teach sex ed in an age of online porn. Accept that kids who want sex will get sex, and that kids who want porn will find porn. Start teaching them that porn is as much fake, pandering entertainment as the WWE. Scripted, planned, consent and paperwork ahead of time, body makeup, dick makeup, permanent makeup under the runny makeup, they don’t show the prep, they don’t always show the lube. The orgasms are mostly fake (even the guys). Most women don’t like to be slapped or choked, especially without asking permission. In fact most women don’t want anything done to them that you don’t want want done to you.
My advice for young people, and really everyone, is that you someone can’t talk about sex and go buy condoms, they aren’t ready for sex. Communication about it before, during, and after makes for the best experience. Also, you can like things in porn that you wouldn’t do in real life.
cloudshouter@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Man granted first-of-its-kind religious exemption against mandatory AI use at workEnglish
172·2 days agoWhile I think most religious exemptions are stupidly and bullshit (looking at you, vaccine dodgers), this one can be considered to have actual theological merit. No graven images or creations. Also the fact the there are already cults of the AI. It’s still fighting bullshit with bullshit, but sometimes that’s all you have.
cloudshouter@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That one time you forgot that he sees everything
21·2 days agoGood? Good for what? Good cook, good hygiene and self care, good at riding you like a rented race horse? I’m not into the floor mattress style but I would probably end up not buying a frame for so long I get used to it if I was ever in that situation. I tend to like having money and not spending it.
cloudshouter@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Move over powered milk, it onion time
10·2 days agoI don’t think you understand how much a million dollars is. I’d eat any of those for much less.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Researchers Uncover Signs of Massive Surveillance Operation on Starlink UsersEnglish
0·5 days agoI’m shocked, shocked I say!!

Looks like like that’s less than a current years production. Unfortunately Trump and Hegseth lit the US reserves on fire so they could do insider trading on the prediction/betting and oil/stock markets. Now they need to restock before the next distraction/market manipulation/AI fueled ego trip. Also Trump wants Putin to think he’s cool. Priorities.