Patch.

I was a Linux admin on a team of fourteen. A Windows Server admin bragged at his server had gone a full two months without a reboot.

In fact, it was 65 days. The other Windows admins congratulated him. He came over to tell me the news, which I already overheard and sshed in to check my uptime.

“821 days uptime.” He got disappointed. That’s cool, because he was a jerk for many reasons.

But deep inside, I realized I needed to stay late after the call center closed, as it is a good idea to apply kernal patches to your firewall.

Reddit called them the Knights of the New.

There are plenty of established businesses that offer to enter those codes for you.

Last word.

Last word.

Last word.

Than a dictionary. Any fucking idiot can throw together a dictionary.

You just accept authority over etymology?

You really want to defend irregardless? Learn your damn language.

Last word. You know you aren’t bothering me, right?

What does Emmanuel Louis have to do with this?

You know that the word “irregardless” passes spellchecks. So look at the word structure. Without having lack of regard.

Just because you can point out an idiotic definition in the dictionary doesn’t make it less ridiculous nor redundant.

And I would place a small bet that you get annoyed when people say, “I could care less.”

This isn’t cromulent speech. Language has rules for a damn reason.

Science and education! If you are being honest, high-five, dude!

Last word.

But what makes Robert J. All so important that he deserves a fair, and why the non-sequiter?

Thanks for clearing that up for everyone.

Last word.

I will simply refuse to not be correct.

How about you simply stop being sensitive to some response from a random person you will never ever meet in your life on the internet that just wanted to educate you so that you can better present your obvious intelligence to those who DO fucking matter.

Not for much longer, I hope. He should be tried for treason on multiple counts.

I pray he remains in decent enough health. As it turns out, I pray for his health above my own.

Keep his ass alive. Give him vitamins, take him for walks, get him to stop eating McDonald’s.

Keep him awake; just long enough that he is able to sleep soundly during his sentencing.

Not saying “Live long and prosper.”

Live long enough to prosecute!

What is fair?

Ok, who is this Lemmy culture?

Winders is shit, as are most Linux distros. MacOS has turned to piss.

Self driving cars can’t tell a harvest moon from a red light.

But there is no Lemmy culture. Do you really just need to fucking belong somewhere? Just be you.

It is a platform for expression, not a fucking fashion trend.

Reminds me of when kids would say dumb shit like, “that’s not punk!”

One, she seems immature, but you also seem like you were overbearing and MAGA, so the shoe fits all around.