They were all fever dreams

There’s space sex witches in all RTSs? Maybe I should play one.

Patrick Stewart is Jesus?

Lol, it wasn’t traumatizing or anything. Genuinely funny.

My parents didn’t like me swearing so they made me wash out my mouth with soap. It didn’t fucking work because I pretended to like the taste. They gave up.

Well, part of roe v wade overturning is we don’t have a right to privacy… so there’s no right to privacy

Fuck nestle

I’m pretty sure the store the original post was from put that up to get people to propagate iirc

BAGEL