Well, was it a photo of an adult tooth or a baby tooth? Adult teeth are too mature for the younguns.

I have perpetually looked like I’m 12 since 2008. That’s the most common number people always give me when they guess my age. I’m so sure an AI would somehow guess correctly.

Trump made it great, but Biden and woke already made it so un-great that the greatness hasn’t all trickled down yet.

I haven’t watched YouTube much since they broke the search. And that’s far from the only thing they broke, it’s just what stopped making the site very worthwhile to me. I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s significantly cut down or stopped using it.

What’s the best alternative for Google?

“Unlike today’s snowflakes I do (incredibly common thing that never went away).”

I think the last normal year was either 2012 or 2013.

Go on vacation? Believe it or not, banned.