Tried eating a piano once but it tasted a bit sharp
Me too. The flavor left me flat.
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The pain was diminute at first, but slowly augmented, you C.
I mean this guy ate a cessna 150
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito“Lotito holds the record for the ‘strangest diet’ in the Guinness Book of Records. He was awarded a brass plaque by the publishers to commemorate his abilities. He ate his award.”
“Monsieur Mouth” Nice.
Remember to use the tuning fork, not the salad fork.
This legitimately told me I was wrong after I clicked all the burgers
It knows the true nutritional value found in your average baby grand piano.
It says “can”, not “should”
Nothing ethical about it. It asks for things you “can” eat, not things that you “would” eat. Luckily there are no pictures of people.
You can eat a piano, just have to do it a small piece at a time.
“can” is only a matter of attitude and determination
Everything is edible once!
Oh yeah? Can you eat a star or the concept of love or your own entire head?
The key is to take enough hallucinogenics. Then you can do all three.
Not with that attitude!
This gets considerably more confusing after watching a few episodes of “Is It Cake?”
YeH fair. I could eat a cat or panda, depending on how desperate I am.
I’m eyeing up that piano. A little worcestershire sauce on the keys… mmm now I’m hungry!
Love me some Panda Express
Missed opportunity for joke about eating pussy, although that term is probably what would cause the algorithm to do this to begin with
Just eat your phone
The pianos are right there my guy
You wouldn’t eat a piano
It only asks if I CAN eat the piano, which makes it viable as a correct choice as well
Don’t tell me what I can’t do! - John Locke
Had it ask me to pick animals - and there were pictures of chicken wings in there lol
I mean it was an animal once
Are those all AI generated images? They seem wonky.
Gee, imagine if we trained our upcoming AI overlords that you can eat pianos and pandas, but not hamburgers, lol.
It might backfire. They could end up feeding us piano key/panda nutrient blends in our cages once they enslave us all.
Its funny because they’re not even good AI generated images. I always fail these because they usually request real things so I never select the ones obviously generated lol. Like, my dude, I cant eat an AI generated hamburger, if you want me to mark that half melted burger as edible you might wanna phrase it a little differently.
“Amanda? Come on, dude. I mean, that’s probably not even her real name.”
