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Like A Duck@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

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  • csm10495@sh.itjust.works
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    Is this actually the reason it’s called this? Like dead serious.

    • cynar@lemmy.world
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      If it’s fake, it’s a decades old prank. I heard it used seriously pre-millennium.

      It fits extremely well. Software changes regularly. Hardware never changes, while firmware is mostly fixed, but can change periodically.

      • Miku Luna \ she/it@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        then where else does firmware come from?

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          It gets old on the device since it’s never updated and eventually it starts to ferment. Fermware -> firmware.

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          Well when a software and a hardware love each other very much…uh you see the SATA cable goes in the… and then there’s pin hole connectors of course… auxiliary input… And then 2 days later the ups man brings you new firmware.

          Okay bud? Alright goodnight.

          • juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Wow i never learned this in Christian school!

    • Knusper@feddit.de
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      Yep: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firmware#History_and_etymology

  • Micromot@feddit.de
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    That took a bit of time for me too

  • voodooattack@lemmy.world
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    How am I just hearing about this now?

  • DreamButt@lemmy.world
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    I love how everyone both believes this but is so upset that they didn’t realize that they need confirmation

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    What’s next… Underware?

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      Half-chubware

  • DaudAfandi@lemmy.world
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    Is this true?

    • TWeaK@lemm.ee
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      I want to believe…

      Also halfway between a bit and a byte is a nibble.

      • Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The fact that Java compiles into Jars always makes me smile.

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    FIRMware is just SOFTware that’s HARD to INSTALL.

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    To extend on the theme, can we start calling the codebases of platforms that have undergone enshitification “chodeware”?

  • greeen_tomato@feddit.de
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    :O

  • astral_avocado@programming.dev
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    Bro

  • juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Wtf i’m only realizing this now! Wtf after 30 years!!! Aaarrgggg

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