Had a woman invite me out to karaoke, but I don’t think we’re compatible long term so I’m taking notes from this thread.
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Ave Maria. Twice.
Encore!
But ifnyou sing it three times agent 47 will appear
Windmills of Your Mind - Noel Harrison
Or you can kill the vibes despite the song. Just start sobbing in the middle of Space Jam.
The real issue is finding a song that they might actually have that would sour the mood. GG Alin’s “work” are all easy picks, but nowhere is going to have that available for karaoke (and if they do, run).
Woman Is The N***** Of The World
(Although anything by John Lennon would probably work lol)
Wtf? I have never liked the Beatles, I find most of their catalog grating to listen to, and most of their lyrics either nonsense or fart sniffing. This one, though it’s a Lennon and Yoko, has to be the pinnacle of sniffing their own farts.
Yeah, even ignoring the obvious issue with the lyrics, it’s a dog shit song.
The ISIS song
Karma Police
It might be a singalong in Canada where it was a part of the popular compilation Big Shiny Tunes 3, which was 8x platinum.
Assuming the audience is old enough 🙂.
In the arms of an angel…
Best answer, IMO. Whole bar in tears.
Urgh just whatever I think might be fun at the time, it’s always bad
Goodbye my Lover by James Blunt would work to kill a hyped up mood.
Somebody that i used to know
What’s New Pussycat, 21 times in a row.
“Hey hey wait. Let’s throw in one It’s Not Unusual”
Dead puppies
The Smallest Church in Saint-Saëns
I WOULD OFTEN GO THERE
TO THE TINY CHURCH THERE
Bad Manners - Special Brew Singing to my wife
