If you ever do, i recommend placing a piece of paper vertically and horizontally across the water. At home, you can deal with a splash. Outside, a splash can shunt something foreign into your body. Don’t share needles or poo water with strangers.
Same. I only shit in a public bathroom if it’s a dire emergency; like I am about to have diarrhea. Though I have sometimes thought it might be more sanitary to just shit my pants.
My entire life, i have yet to sit on a toilet that’s not my own or a hotel. Restrooms are strictly pee zones.
Live a little.
Go to the nearest gas station and take a shit.
Smear a little on the wall like you’re Jackson Pollock for maximum liberation.
Jackson Poolock
One day, you will not have the luxury of choice
If you ever do, i recommend placing a piece of paper vertically and horizontally across the water. At home, you can deal with a splash. Outside, a splash can shunt something foreign into your body. Don’t share needles or poo water with strangers.
Neptune’s kiss… always unexpected. Never longed for.
I’ll take what I can get.
Opinion: why mess with the paper. Just give it an extra flush before you do the job. :)
Same. I only shit in a public bathroom if it’s a dire emergency; like I am about to have diarrhea. Though I have sometimes thought it might be more sanitary to just shit my pants.
Assert your dominance and shit someone else’s pants.