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BaroqueBobby@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

What is today, but yesterdays tomorrow

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BaroqueBobby@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Money ain’t fixing those lips.

    • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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      It was money that gave her those lips.

      • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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        I think it’s the bees or wasp. Maybe it’s wasp.

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      Was going to ask what’s happened to her face

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        Addiction and severe body dysmorphia.

        Bet Bezo’s ex-wife thanks Gawd every day that she dodged whatever the hell that midlife crisis is.

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