🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAnon asks out a friendsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square171fedilinkarrow-up1505arrow-down134
arrow-up1471arrow-down1imageAnon asks out a friendsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square171fedilink
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65arrow-down4·1 day agoBold of you to think anons story is real and straight
minus-squaremagnetosphere@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up36·1 day agoIt’s more fun to play along, and unless I’m missing something, I kept it gender neutral.
minus-squareblarghly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·edit-21 day agoAnon is on the internet. No girls there. Anon had a girl interested in fucking him: fake. Anon turned down a girl that wanted to fuck him: gay.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down7·1 day agoIf by “straight” you mean heterosexual and you’re doubting the story is heterosexual, read it again. There are pronouns in there. This is a heterosexual story.
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 day ago This is a heterosexual story. Still gay though.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoI’m glad you deleted your comment because I can still see it in my inbox and I was about to come here and rip you a new one 😆
minus-squareDahGangalang@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up3·23 hours agoYeah, def overlooked a word or two. #ImmediateRegret Glad I double checked the OP before “keeping” it there
minus-squarelessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down3·1 day agoNOOOOOOOOO!!! I NEED IT TO FIT IN THE PREDETERMINED BOX I HAVE SETUP FOR THIS GREENTEXT!!! IT HAS TO BE GAY BECAUSE I SAID SOOO!!!
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 day agoI had no problem taking this innocent heartfelt greentext post at face value, but would you agree, the comments have been aneurysm-inducing.
Bold of you to think anons story is real and straight
It’s more fun to play along, and unless I’m missing something, I kept it gender neutral.
Anon is on the internet. No girls there.
Anon had a girl interested in fucking him: fake.
Anon turned down a girl that wanted to fuck him: gay.
If by “straight” you mean heterosexual and you’re doubting the story is heterosexual, read it again. There are pronouns in there. This is a heterosexual story.
Still gay though.
Is this your first green text?
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I’m glad you deleted your comment because I can still see it in my inbox and I was about to come here and rip you a new one 😆
Yeah, def overlooked a word or two.
#ImmediateRegret Glad I double checked the OP before “keeping” it there
NOOOOOOOOO!!! I NEED IT TO FIT IN THE PREDETERMINED BOX I HAVE SETUP FOR THIS GREENTEXT!!! IT HAS TO BE GAY BECAUSE I SAID SOOO!!!
I had no problem taking this innocent heartfelt greentext post at face value, but would you agree, the comments have been aneurysm-inducing.