Years upon years ago, I was working as a laborer, and my GF at the time learned that I loved little kids’ snacks, fruit snacks and gummies and things like that. She started packing for me little packets of treats in my lunch, which I enjoyed.
One time I made the mistake of offering one to one of my burly Romanian coworkers. I didn’t want to be rude and bust out snacks without sharing them. “Want some lucky duckies?” I said, and offered him the little packet of cheese crackers shaped like ducks. He looked at it, confused, and asked, “What is this?” I explained. He looked back at it with pure contempt and said, “No. I do not want this.”
His loss man, lucky duckies are fucking delicious.
And waste the rest of the bread? I wouldn’t marry someone like that.
I’m assuming she’ll snack on that.
:D You assumed that the OOP is female.
Haha i was thinking of myself. Any girlfriend I have is the kind to snack on offcuts
Off cuts are the best part of being the home cook. One has to “test the food for quality”.
hi im interested
No variety? A sandwich every day?
No decision paralysis and anxiety over what to have for lunch? Sign me up!
They tried using the dinosaur shaped cookie cutter leg of lamb but it made a huge mess, and they broke 7 of the cutters
Obviously it’s time to roll for sandwich
Only one? I see the mold makes two out of a single normal sandwich. Why do I only get one? 🥺
Would you really want to take one away from someone who would make those beauties for you every day ?