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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 15 hours ago

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 15 hours ago
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    That’s the people who use vi to view a file. Watched a guy almost get fired when he shared his screen during an audit and had ‘sudo vi /etc/shadow’ right there in the command window. Auditor saw it and called him on it. He swore that he was only viewing the file to look for a user’s id, but the auditor didn’t care, because he could have modified it either on purpose or by accident.

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      Why not cat then? I don’t care of his reasons either.

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        Or less

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          Exactly, or grep would have worked. Dude just was used to doing this and picked the exact wrong moment to have it on his screen. He earned a finding with that one.

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      sudo vi /etc/shadow

      amateur !

      screen sudo vi /etc/shadow

      or

      sudo screen nano /etc/shadow

      if you’re neurotypical

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        EDITOR=/bin/rm sudo visudo

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          EDITOR=/bin/rm $(which sudo) $(which visudo)

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