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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 23 days ago

Anon hates new slang

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Anon hates new slang

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 23 days ago
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  • lobut@lemmy.ca
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    22 days ago

    I’ve been watching a lot of Scrabble videos on YouTube. I don’t know why as I’ve never played the game … however, there’s a phenomenon where the best players in the world are challenging really obvious words because of the quirks of the language.

    In the video below you can see an example of where someone challenged “bus” because “bu” isn’t one of the many two-letter words they’ve memorized and so pluralizing it is also invalid.

    https://youtu.be/6CU4NqrSicc

  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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    22 days ago

    Almost all my uncles are built like a candy apple. Not a single case of liver failure in the family. Sure heart issues are everywhere because they’re built like fucking apples on a stick.

  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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    23 days ago

    It’s called ascites and looks like this

    spoiler

    And they do something called Paracentesis for it which looks like this and the amount of fluid that comes off is often somewhat of a “big fish story” for nurses similar to giant objects removed from rectums.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    22 days ago

    Are you a liver or a deadite?

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    “What’s up livers?!”

    • filcuk@feddit.uk
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      22 days ago

      I identify as braindead, your generalised labels offend me

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        22 days ago

        Sorry for the microagression.

        • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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          5 days ago

          That was at least a macro aggression

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