To put it into context Microsoft only made $155 billion in FY26, that’s just 21% higher than 2025. Things are really tough for Microsoft right now, this economy is really having an impact on everyone.

Microsoft is going to discover the joys of the Dead Sea Effect. You know what makes them more liable to leave? The money’s nice, but it’s because they’re talented.

You know what’s left once all the talent has evaporated? Just the salt.

Today: ‘Copilot will let us control costs and will work around the clock!’

6 months: everything on fire