Wow. I can’t believe you would say this. I thought we had something special.

Indeed, I’ve somehow made quite a few enemies.

Well, they actually made themselves. Some people just like to get bent out of shape.

Yeah, I seem to spend half of my time here responding to killjoy puritanical misanthropes, which likely says more about me than I’d like to admit.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s many interesting and intelligent folk here, I’m just not sure it’s the best place to find a pal.