Correction: the oldest known dildos, because the stone doesn’t decay as wood, and other organic phallic objects would.
Makes sense. It’s either that or wood, and wood can splinter.
Cucumbers have entered the chat…
And other things…
[I’m not going to apologize, either]
Cucumbers were spiky, I assume
Indeed, and also tiny. Cucumbers were created some 3000 years ago, and wild cucumbers looked something like this: https://www.gbif.org/taxon/329SL
Now, I’m not kink shaming anyone, but I can’t imagine this was very popular.
Likely the only things to survive time. They could have been using gourds as dildos first but those would have rotted. Even wood won’t necessarily last forever.
Might want to read the community sidebar, rule 2 in particular.
There’s no need to be prudish about stones that happen to be in a somewhat phallic shape
