The heatproof properties of hot pocket “bread” means that no matter how you heat these, the middle will still be colder than the Antarctic in winter.
Have researchers tried staying in a hot pocket to survive desert confusions? They could just invert it in night time
I’m pretty sure I read an article about NASA using them as ablative heat shielding…
You know, I could fuck with this.
Like, you pull this out of the freezer and just pop it into the toaster oven to have hot garlic bread whenever you want.
Walmart sells, out of their bakery section, a loaf of pretty good french bread for like a buck seventy. Garlic bread is just that ( you can slice or split the loaf down it’s length for top and bottom halves) well buttered on one side with some garlic powder and oregano, a little parmesan never hurts. Broil in your toaster oven or oven for like three minutes.
Make it fresh. It’s less expensive, quicker even if it requires just a little effort, and it’s just so much better in every way.
Adding shredded mozzarella or Italian blend cheese takes it to the next flavor level without changing anything else, but if you use pizza sauce instead of butter under that shredded cheese, now you have french bread pizza!
Somehow this is the least revolting content for one of these that I’ve seen, yet the image still looks disgusting. It looks like it’s chock full of ant eggs.
As a Latin American that has seen over a brazillion of these… the fuck is a hot pocket?
PS: no, despite my ethnic predisposition, i do not prefer the one that had beans.
They are notoriously low quality microwavable crust-with-junk-inside. They also come out either cold in the center, or magma levels of hot for the filling, or sometimes both.
The ingredients of a pizza folded into a microwaveable pita.
Hmmm… interesting. Ty
Oh also this is a well known stand up routine about them, where he also sings the jingle a little bit. Jim Gaffigan
I remember when it was actually all bread and not just filler
Yum.
Hot take I’d try it.
A goose wrote this meme.
Failed “Not Pockets” meme
