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MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Shoot me a third time..... can't get shot again

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Shoot me a third time..... can't get shot again

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MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Engywook@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Lol, this killed me

    • MobileTechGuy@lemmy.mlOP
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      2 years ago

      You son of a removed, I’m in

      • Vlyn@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        Just fyi: You’re on lemmy.ml, so part of your comment got caught in the slur filter…

        Other instances can write and see ‘bitch’ :-/

  • trampel@feddit.de
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    Silly men, we all know since 1987 that garbage cans can’t protect you from bullets!

    • MobileTechGuy@lemmy.mlOP
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      What this ‘we’ crap? Speak fer yerself

  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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    So what, does science no longer matter!?

    • Malgas@beehaw.org
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      Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

      -Adam Savage

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    Not just that, but marrying one of you lowers our own life expectancy too (while extending yours - women literally give up years of their lives to take care of men so that they can gain those years themselves)… 🤦‍♀️

  • Adramis [he/him]@beehaw.org
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    He forgot the safety sunglasses, rookie mistake.

  • Rachelhazideas@lemm.ee
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    Girl boring guy quirky.

  • machiabelly [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    so is lemmy.ml literally just reddit-logo ?

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