I’ll tell you when I discover it’s a lie.
Thankyou! Was excited about if someone would get the irony :D
I’m such a dumbo that I didn’t get the point of the question…
“It’ll get better, just gotta get through the week”
I told myself the same lie, week after week, until some day I realised it wasn’t a lie anymore.
That would work if a week wasn’t followed by another, and another, and another…
That we’ll solve climate change and I’ll get to live past 50
There are some ideas to terraform the Earth to keep it habitable. It’s just very expensive and challenging and if we screw it up, we’ll be worse off than when we started. We likely won’t get a 2nd chance and as a species we don’t typically nail it on the 1st try.
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We probably won’t solve climate change. We might be able to make huge air conditioned complexes with just a single basic bed for everybody with insect farms underground for us to eat?
That just sounds like Fallout with extra steps.
As long as the insects aren’t radroaches we will be okay
No one knows what happens in the future. We can make assumptions and calculation based on statistics and probability. But ultimately we don’t know.
“You can buy a house with your own money” someone told me when I was a kid.
Last week I calculated that if I save every penny and dont spend a thing for the next 47 years I might have just enough to get myself a small house (hoping of course that inflation doesn’t happen otherwise it would be a shame to save +500.000 euro 😂)
They didn’t say where though. I bet in some country you can buy a house for less than 10k
Yeah, I recently bought my own house. I had to move to a rural area 2000 miles away from all my family and friends. But I did it.
Congrats! Did you do it with your own money? (So no borrowing! Not that that is bad)
That if you work are, be kind, play fair everything will work out fine.
Oof. Yeah man.
That I have any sort of meaningful future or purpose ahead of me.
I hope things happen in your life that make you able to believe, that, what you said was a lie isn’t one.
I can’t stop picturing myself as a demolished beggar quite soon. Or a pile of mashed meat near a 10-story building.
My wife gets multiorgasms almost every time.
That there’s hope for humanity…
This hit me hard.
If COVID has learned me one thing is that there is still hope! We really have a make it a large enough problem before the powers are willing to change.
Covid has show me the exact opposite. Governments saying this is fine, keep going out less than a week before ordering a full lock down. Karens and Karims (is that the male for Karen?) going crazy about something as easy as stay home and less than a year latter, people openly couching in public without even a mask
That leadership (politicians and ceos) is competent, and have our best interest in mind and we shouldnt revolt agains them.
“Flushable wipes”
I’m at an age where moist arse wipes are a godsend, and I stubbornly cling to the lie that they’re flushable and fine.
Just dispose of them in the trash
It really is bad to flush them
It’s not a lie if I believe it’s true.
That there’s good and honest companies in this world.
I’ve worked for companies that are good and honest
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Not really a lie, that’s pretty much forced into being true
That I progressed past my teenage years and cake
Things are going to get easier
Treat others as you want gem to treat you
You can always trust your friends
You have to finish School else you won’t get a good paying job
Drugs are bad. M’kay?
Christmas is the holiday of love
The first few (all but the last 2, which I discuss below) are certainly lies, no doubt. Totally agree. Except that the “treat others as you wish to be treated” does not mean that they will treat you back the same way. Maybe they don’t follow these principles, or they do, but they’re a masochist or enjoy degradation, and as such will treat you in a degrading way, because that’s how they want to be treated.
Who the hell told you the last one? Christmas has always been about family get togethers. That doesn’t mean there will be love. Parts of my extended family hate each other. So definitely not about love.
On the “Drugs are bad” one. I’ve met multiple people that have used them. I’ve met some men that have smoked weed together. It did not affect them or their life, for better or worse. I’ve met a young woman, who has taken various drugs and did not get addicted, and was also still a mentally stable, normal person. Her life was not affected, for better or worse. There are 2 young men I knew have smoked weed. One of them is now quite successful, not affected by drugs neither positively or negatively, but the other one was affected and from what I hear, is now a failure. There is also another man. He got into gangs, was doing drugs. His life was seriously affected by narcotics. But he got out. He now has a family and is doing quite well, he recently got a college education and is going to university in September. He has a wife and a lot of kids. Why does he have a pretty successful life now? Because he got out, and is now catching up on the many years he lost. He lost over 10 years of his life, or so I hear. I haven’t asked him about it, but there is no question: he’s a great person now. I didn’t want to tell you stories of people that failed, but people that were and were not affected. For all but one of these people, I’m confident they either are or will become successful. The one that is still there, I don’t know if he will be able to get out, but I certainly hope so. Overall, I have had the luck of meeting only people that overcame the possibility of addiction and are clean. However, there are far too many people I have not met, who are simply still addicted and might never be able to improve their lives. I will not risk becoming one of them, another statistic. Why would you? Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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