“Maybe baby” definitely needs to be a thing.
It actually is, at least in Germany you can buy pregnany tests of a brand called “Maybe-baby”.
bites tongue
I GOTTA BE ‘WELL ACTUALLY GUY’. I can’t help it.
A defib would actually be the Hearty Less Retardy.
Edit: And if that offends you, sorry. But it’s literally accurate.
Instead of pedant maybe we can say (and I don’t actually mean this as an insult)… picky pricky?
bitey taster?
Maybe… Hearty Re-Starty?
Ticker Re-jigger?
Pumper Bumper?
Despite what happens in movies, defibrillators are used to stop arrhythmia and don’t jump start hearts back up. Arhythmia is when the timing/pace is out of sync, which is also known as timing retardation. Although we usually use that term for engines, it’s essentially the exact same thing.
Air conditioner: Freezy Breezy
@threelonmusketeers @panchzila. Oven: heaty eaty
Cats would be furry purries.
Uno, dos, meow, meow, tres, cuatro!
Pretty little kitty chased a thing she saw.
Had a pouch of catnip and a feather boa
Furry purry, furry purry.
Traffic circles are “Twirly Whirlies”
To non-Americans they’re already “roundabouts”, which is close enough already really
Roundy abounty
Americans mostly call them “oh, fuck? What do I do?” We have the best drivers.
There is one for bra that’s close: over the shoulder boulder holder.
When my son was really young he called them “boobie connectors“. XD
All I can see is Law and Order.
Chung-Chung!
Dungie Chungie?
I knew I couldn’t be the only one who noticed the type face.
Where is that greentext when you need it?
With the british naming things?
I’m actually ok with all of them.
This is actually a common pattern in urdu, though not for names.
Like “chai” means tea so :
- “chai shai” = tea and related stuff
- “khana wana” = food and related stuff
- “paisay waisay” = money and related stuff
etc.
it’s the same in hindi.
I will be calling bumble bees fuzzy buzzys from now on. Thanks!
Lenny: Edit Reddit
What I took away from this is that we urgently need to find the person in question and let them name everything. Alternatively the person who came up with the names in the post.
It’s called German.
I don’t get it. Care to explain? :D
The German language is known for having many compound nouns.
And if he named Teletubbies, we’d have…
