Not a pick up line but- “I don’t think I can do better than you and I know you can’t do better than me, so I guess we should just get married.” She sighed and said “yeah, you’re probably right”.
I dont wanna shit on you, but the “I cant do better than you” is sweet and I used it with my BF, but the “You can’t do better than me” is many times used by abusive partners as a way to diminish their self-esteem and make sure that they dont leave them, because they really think they cant do better than their current abusive partner.
I believe you said it with the best intentions, but is something that people does.
Yeah, I hear you but context is important. She’s good and safe, so am I. We have 2 kids together, been together for 20 years, have ducks, a rabbit, share all expenses and income exactly 50/50 and have had each others back through the worst of other people.
I’m not shitting on you, but “we have ducks” has to be the funniest justification why the relationship isn’t abusive I’ve seen yet.
Well, you convinced me!
The second picture looks like it’s generated by AI
It’s the red heat lamp. They gotta be kept warm for a few weeks and it makes our living room look like Kramers apartment.
Did you get together??
Yeah. Been together for like 20 years now.
You both sound like a solid 5
Hey now. On a good day and if you squint, I could pass as a 6. Maybe 6.5.
Hell yeah. Nice.
At a club, I just asked her “Wanna make out?” and we did. Very weird that worked.
I use this a lot and people seem to appreciate the honesty.
“Did you know you can save 15% or more by switching to Geico?”
Not a line per say but my friend and I were shooting pool against 2 dudes randomly. One serenaded us with Bruno Mars “Just the Way You Are.” A short while after he randomly proceeded to guess both of our weights very incorrectly. lol I guess we made him a nervous.
FYI: it’s per se
Me: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed?
Her: Yes, of course I have.
Me: From the inside?
It didn’t work, but she laughed.
My immediate thought was pregnancy
Can someone explain this ?
“I shat in my bed, can I sleep in yours?”
Amber Heard, is that you?
In a man vie theater: STFU to a girl a row behind me. It worked.
I don’t get it. He told her to STFU? And she liked it and was “picked up”?
Sorry, lots of typos in previous message.
So yes, I was in a cinema and told a girl to stfu. Next day she saw me in a bar, recognized me and was like: “fuck that, you told me to stfu. It was you.” We dated for a month or so.
I once tried the most cliche of them all - did it hurt when you fell from heaven. She actually found it funny. In the sense that it’s so stupid that it flips around and becomes funny. Nothing ever came of it but we had a nice chat on the otherwise empty train.
imo the purpose of those cheesy lines is more to break the ice and get your prospective partner to laugh and loosen up rather than to swoon them, sounds like it worked to me.
imo the purpose of those cheesy lines is more to break the ice […] rather than to swoon them
wait so you guys actually get to continue the conversation after saying the line?
Me? Definitely not lmao. I met my current and only partner on a discord server for depressed people and we bonded over being weird shut ins
“Damn girl you shit with that ass?”
Has to be up there
“Hey, you like Rob Zombie movies?” (We have been together for 7 years now.)
Watching team America at the movies, leaned over to my date and said “I promise I will never die”
Worked a treat!
Want to come to my place and drink mead?
It wasn’t meant as a pick up line, I simply wanted to drink mead with someone without paying bar prices. Worked out that way, though.
Did she turn up dressed like a 15 century tavern wench?
No, but that is stuff she would wear on other occassions, being into ren fairs ;)
In high school, I dm’d a guy in my class “you’re handsome bro”
His response was something like, “you too man I appreciate it!”
We both assumed each other were straight after that, but like a week before graduation, he randomly tells me he had a crush on me. And when I tell him I felt the same, he was like “damn I assumed that DM was probably only a compliment”
