🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square88fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down12
arrow-up141arrow-down1imageAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agomessage-square88fedilink
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-28 months agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
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Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.