I told my now wife everything as it came up, I never hid anything from her. Also I had already cut ties to almost all of my family.

When people tell me " your parents raised you right" I respond with " no the family dogs did most of the raising, my parents served as a bad example"

The trick I learned that helped most was to mix everything together just enough to combine, you want to get as little gluten as possible.

Pretty sure getting banned from a community is feedback. I have found that the people who scream “free speach” don’t want feed back, they want to hate and they want to hurt others.

My ex would try to maintain an exact speed by slightly ecxelerating then let off the gas over and over, just tap tap tap on the gas. 100 miles of tiny lurches.

And every one of them is hot.

That’s his shirt. You can tell by the antenna.

Is there a single person who would not pay money to watch Nic Cage in a serious role portraying a “cool guy” while speaking in Gen Z slang.

“on god fam, this bitch lagit drives itself”

Dammit no, yesterday I woke up with the idea of a knight rider reboot where Kitt is a barely functioning cyber truck, Nic Cage is a 25 year old Michael and the script is 100% AI written.

Some times and with some people, yes violence is the answer.

Can you explain any other solution that leaves Ukraine with its territory and its compleat self rule?

One died in a car accident, the other hung themselves

What the fuck? I know for a fact you died.

Or a penis, both are inevitable outcomes.

fuck tha police

When you understand that in the grand scheme of things we are all profoundly ignorant, everything becomes much more interesting.

Anytime I think " fuck I don’t know how to do that" I remind myself that I can learn it, and then learn at least the basics.

While I may not be the font of all knowledge, I am the overflowing urinal of useless information.

I’ve been saying " fuck this I’m rerolling" when life get extra shitty for years now. It is fun to see the faces of the people who understand what I’m talking about.

Personally I want the life setting " no loot drop on respawn" I would go to many more places if all I had to do is die and respawn at save with all my shit… though walmart might get pissy about it.