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Eh, could be worth a shot!

Most probably, and they would even do it for free in many cases.

Yet the means to democratize shitposting has some form of merit.

Abor dor Klaus aus Leipzsch saacht das doch so…

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Spend at least 28 of them trying to decide what to do. Then ultimately panic because I couldn’t come up with anything for the last three days.

The neat part about this language is that these words started existing properly at the very moment I’ve typed them out.

Now if I get enough people to use it so that they turn up in the Duden, they become entirely official.

It’s simple, you use ‘der’ when using ‘the’ is appropriate. ‘Die’, on the other hand, is equivalent to ‘the’ and takes those places instead. Then comes ‘das’ which means ‘the’ and you can just map that to its English equivalent.

Hope it helps! :)

For feeling like you have to live in a German fairy tale. The cat one would be the Haustierbesitzerverbrennungsprozessbeobachtung, the other would be the Märchenschreiberangststörung. Silly, that’s German 101!

We äctually have a word for zhis, “Märchenbuchlebenswegbeschreitungszwang”!

Let’s see when the “one account does all” model makes a return and becomes mandatory.

I give it until 2026.

“We clown in this mf. Take yo sensitive ass back to hell!” — Ronald McDonald, 2025 EIEIO

I can confirm that it works nicely (well, as nicely as this game can work) on Linuxes. I use the DVD versions but if they run, I have no doubt Steam does.

I relate. It’s how I’ve found out these are not military speed limits. I was a bit concerned about seeing tanks “only” being allowed 150kph.

Yeah, the accumulation of minor issues in the world building is getting out of hand.

Listen, I keep saying that reality is better satire than satire, BUT COME ON!

To make your own distro, you will need two key things: a budget and people. Given how cutting budgets is also a thing with many government things, you run into danger of lesser maintenance standards of the distro as time progresses. Be it important as it may, the institutions will have to shell out money to make and support a standardized system. Using a mainstream or larger existing distro that also covers enterprise use cases can at least offset some of these troubles. Being able to and actually making it a reality are two different things, sadly.

I can’t! I steal my stuff from here!

Oh great, so the AI summary basically turns mum’s texts into dad’s texts!

No, don’t worry, this is merely the German fairytale edition! It’s good for kids!

Realistically, I don’t think so either. Pessimistically, I give it until Jan 1st, 2030.