This reminds me of a post a while ago about toilets being an interconnected asshole system.

For the brief moment that you are sitting on the toilet you connect to an larger network of interconnected assholes via the sewage system. And in that brief moment we are all one.

I always thought it was a copyright thing. “My Phone” is too close to “iPhone”

Thanks for the heads up on which instances to avoid!!

Is that millhouse??

Ok so even the article you posted says that those machines that show you naked have not been in use for a long time and when they were in use it was phased out pretty quickly.

It also says the image in there is from 2010 and the veracity can not be guaranteed.

So very much no the airport machines cannot see you naked.

Omg that garbage looks like an elephant toothpaste experiment.

Just wait for a couple of more reposts

I would also like to point out that everyone stops to take a shit. (not usually at a red light)

While getting a rocket or probe to hit the sun smack in the middle sounds hard to do, you can get obliterated by it with much less delta-v.

You need to get to the Earth’s escape velocity and just cleverly align the angle of escape so that you get an eccentric enough heliocentric orbit that you’d end up some 6 million kms close to the sun. Anything closer than that is literally overkill.

I’m your neighbor.

The lines between fact (…) and opinion can be blurry at times

Are they though?

Funny tangent. I remember windows HRESULTS containing E_SUCCESS (error success) and something along the lines of S_FAILURE (success failure) I’m a little fuzzy on that second one though, so someone else can correct me if I have the wrong name for it.

Maybe a bit of an unpopular opinion here, but how about you just let other people have their fun with a holiday however they want? With everything being a constant firehouse of shit coming at us lately, just let us be happy for a day and indulge in this nonsense.

This is sounding oddly specific. OP, please don’t kill your family member.

Edit: Actually, I’d like to add something. If you were to suffocate someone with a pillow or poison them, both of them would point to foul play, which would instantly pull in a list of possible suspects. In that list, the ones with motive would be investigated a bit more: ie, had a spat before the death. And from the on, it would be up to match evidence, now that an investigator knows what they’re looking for, it won’t take long to put 2 and 2 together.

but I knew I needed a click, so we put the click on the 24 track, which then was synced to the Moog module

I like to believe that it’s a like a news headline “More Americans have died of ebola after marrying Kim Kardashian”

I think the last time I saw a dll issue was windows 8.

[insert train/subway nsfw copy pasta]

Well it seems the puns come in bunches.