in the past everyone just spelled really bad

Lol, the fact that you spelled smelled as spelled made me smile.

But yea. It was just a fact of life. People lived in the countryside isolated and surrounded by animals so it smelled bad anyway. Even when people first started living in cities there wasn’t any proper sanitation at first so you were constantly surrounded by the smell of your own and everyone else’s shit.

That’s all of the bones of an human adult. Yeah, I’m sure absolutely all of them were necessary.

Are you trying to imply they gave it a dick? If so they don’t have bones in them.

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I hanker for a cup-a, a glass or flask or mug-a. I hanker for a cup of beans.

I didn’t see it happen but my Dad, a local rugby legend in his youth, decided to play again in his 40s. Him and another guy jumped for the ball at the same time and my Dad’s eye socket collided with the other guy’s head. It looked like he’d replaced his eye with a purple tennis ball for about a month.

“You can’t take away people’s right to be assholes.”

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True, but most modern games are focused on online play and very few are cross platform. So if a kid’s friends are playing one particular console they’re going to want one too.

I’m probably a nightmare to get hold of at a moment’s notice – and should never, ever be someone’s In Case of Emergency, much to my partner’s chagrin.

Any phone will allow you to still receive notifications for select contacts or numbers that call repeatedly in a given time frame with DND on so she’s chosen to not be directly contactable by her partner or be his emergency contact. I would be offended by that if I was in his shoes, especially considering they have two young children.

It was the style at the time

Because the alternative would be having no happiness at all.

Tim from Grand Illusions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCzJUCDjp0E

Reminds me of when my guy fell asleep like this:

No proof? So I guess they came up a little short 😃

That’s an oddly specific item to shoplift and I doubt anyone would bother pursuing you for it like 65 years later but technically yea if there was evidence of you committing a crime and you haven’t already been tried for it you still can be.

I spent all my money on my $1500-a-day habit.

I think the person you responded to might not have fully realised their own age maybe? It’s happened to me before.

I was at a festival waiting for a band to come on. Talking to people in the audience one of them asked me if I’d seen this band before. I said “yes, in X year”. A girl there says " Wow, I was born in X year". For a second I wondered how she got the beer she was holding then quickly calculated that X year was 18 years previous to the current one and realised I was talking to a group of people roughly half my age. Nothing wrong with that but it just felt kind of weird that I hadn’t really been cognisant of it before that moment.

But then how will anyone see you?

Bum parasites actually tend to be very pro white supremacy

There’s no statute of limitations on any laws in the UK.

Smoking ass however…