Capitalism is a deeply flawed system. But it was our flaws that infected it.

Meh, power corrupts.

It would just be a different color scheme.

Derp state.

You should have whipped your cock out to establish dominance.

You basically admitted to feeling threatened by his hog.

Isn’t it funny what end of this quote Israel is on these days

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

Imagine if the shooter was a Palestinian.

Do you guys really drink milk? I don’t think I’ve had a glass of milk since I was like 14.

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See also

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Lee_Peterson

Good thing most Americans already don’t possess those!

The entire number is garbage. Change the last digit and you have randomly guessed a perfectly valid SSN.

Less secure than a gift card

Look for the helpers

At least reddits unmarked advertisements don’t paywall you.

Looks like it’s not on Amazon anymore. But there’s lots of similar.

This is the exact one I’ve been using for almost a decade.

https://titaner.com/products/titanium-edc-toothpick

Titanium keychain toothpick

I mean. We didn’t kill them yet though.

That there’s a place for the hopeless sinners who’ve betrayed all mankind just to serve their own beliefs.

You must shout “burger king” loud enough that it’s detected on 3 neighbors microphones

He wants a new hotel.