i own a gun whose sole purpose of being manufactured was to kill himans - it is a war rifle.

i have killed as many things with it as i want to: zero.

i am not a gun nut, but i do enjoy the history of it. i learned a lot about yugoslavia just because i was curious about the time period it came from.

i agree that some guns are created with the sole purpose of killing people… i just dont feel like killing people with it. never have, never will (its not for protection, etc… its for history)

one of my old companies billed monthly, but it wasnt setup to be the same day every month - they charged every 30 days.

i found that weird.

[to cashier] “excuse me, ma’am, i can’t seem to find the button to not leave a tip. can you show me where it is?”

I am not “boy”, I am “Supreme Commander Gazbog, trilord of the seven kingdoms, archduke of omicron perseii 4 & union leader of the teamsters local 644”, and you will address me as such…

my father was this way - i didnt get to know the real him until i was in my mid-late 20’s. though i think its great that he can be himself again, there is a bit of resentment that i didnt mean enough to him to stop working for once and interact with me on a human level while growing up.

we arent super close, but we are friendly to each other. having slightly less money by working less and spending more time with the kid would mean you have to find some free things to do… #worth

there has been a meme making the rounds about “if you work really hard this could be you” with a picture of a gravestone saying you worked hard. dont be that guy <3

i turn my pc off when im not using it to save power; i thought this was normal.

this was the google agreement; android.

“Waltzing”. cool people dance to 3:3

turning on a phone for the first time after purchase forces contractual agreement to be tracked. there is no decline button (at least on my motorola razr+ 2023). i hate this world.

We need your help, Premature Ejactulation Man!

I’M COMING!

the original article (linked in this article; from The Guardian) is over 8 months old.

a sore called Claire’s (usually found at malls) usually has non-piercing costume earrings for pretty cheap :)

i cant even imagine ~1 in every 15 people using linux. that means we all have a chance of knowing someone else irl that uses it. :o

sadly, i have to rely on Carrion from f-droid to block everything (dont have a pixel) :(

i bought something that was over $200 for the cat; she prefers the box it came in. i dont know why i try.

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watch him as he goes…

or made sure the annual bonus was a pizza party

<.<

i have a sous vide machine. it always feels so extremely wastedul to use, but it does make really good food. i wish there was an alternative to plastic that i could use :(