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Summary: Because money.

Yep. My poor recollection sounds like the bogan Australian version.

Sounds like someone has a copy of Gary’s Sports Almanac.

DogeNet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes a racist douche bag at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

“Defense network computers. New.… powerful… hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.”

Mark Fuck-a-Bird

South of the border you can no longer watch films that go “South of the Border”.

That boss wears those deliberately and jokes about suffering from Long Trouser Syndrome (LTS) and that he really likes having LTS versus shorter attire.

Or “Tunnel Enthusiast”

It is already a well established fact that plants crave electrolytes.

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

They have become more an Ad-verb in recent years.

Later that evening at the local tavern.

“So then when it fails for the third time, he drinks a cup of acid, tips his hat to the crowd, and then collapses.”

“Haha! That’s gold!”

The tavern falls silent.

Is it pronounced Z or Z? I personally say Z.

Except that you can …

Cancel auto payments

Aussie here. One reason I use PayPal is for subscriptions (streaming services etc) to avoid the headache of updating credit card details in multiple places when I change bank, credit card renews, etc. just change it in PayPal once and every subscription keeps working.

Conway’s Law in action.

Organisations which design systems (in the broad sense used here) are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organisations.

Mission Control : “You are clear to launch.”

Astronaut (in comically high pitched voice) : “Um, are you sure the leak is contained?”

Mission Control (stifling giggles): “Oh for sure.”

At that precise moment the door to the astronauts cockpit falls off onto the launch pad.