Toast or peanut butter sandwich dipped in milk.

I can’t imagine it’s much worse than Vienna sausages in that form, and someone is eating enough of those to keep them on store shelves.

DULLARD for cheat mode on SNES and I think Genesis Mortal Kombat.

Mark Twain. I don’t even care if he isn’t resurrected in this scenario.

George Washington Lemon Fresca

Oh, and Die Hard 1 and 3 for something in between those extremes (2 is meh, fight me).

I gotta suggest Wayne’s World and Bill & Ted. Had a great time watching those with my dad as a kid.

For something more serious, I like Falling Down.

Sometimes if I take too big a gulp of water at once, the little bone near my adam’s apple clicks out of place and I have to manually reset it.

Wernher von Brown-noser

I like fiction podcasts, and the main one I’m working through currently is The Magnus Archives. Each episode is a short first-person paranormal horror story, and they start out pretty standalone, eventually building more background and connections between the stories and adding more “frame story” about the people collecting these tales. I wouldn’t say it’s an SCP clone, but it’s kind of shaped similarly.

Also reminds me a bit of this quote from GK Chesterton (paraphrased): “Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."

Penis? No, it’s a, a bicep…

Jeff Dunham makes Larry the Cable Guy look like Bill Hicks.

I think it’d definitely work that way for your more silly putty shapeshifters like Morph. Someone like Mystique could probably close up cuts and holes, but I’m not sure she could like siphon some mass from other areas to regrow a hand, say.

It’s good, however Together Forever is by far the superior Rick Astley jam and I will die on this hill.

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it.

It’s really good. I think it’s on the PSN store now if you have a PS4/5. It’s a greek mythology-inspired take on the same gameplay, except it’s one large map that you unlock in bits kind of Metroidvania-style. Has this unique death mechanic where the first several deaths don’t count… if you can fight your way out of Hades.

Challenge accepted. Does anyone recognize Llamatron: 2112? I played it on Amiga, but I think it was also on Atari and DOS.

It was an acid trip “llamas are funny” parody of Robotron: 2084, and it was a fuckin’ BLAST!

Zombies Ate My Neighbors was a masterpiece. It had somewhat similar gameplay, graphics and humor to one of my other favorites that I’ve never seen mentioned - Herc’s Adventures on PSX. Not sure if they were the same studio or something?

Edit: So I looked it up, and yeah, both made by LucasArts within a few years, so likely the same team or at least a lot of crossover.

This just hurts my opinion of T-Pain.