Applesauce

In the United States, they are largely used for slave labor.

Masturbated at work in an empty bathroom stall.

Bate

SOLO - I know everyone hated on this film, but we get a space western mixed with a heist movie. Woody Harrelson and Donald Glover are icing on the cake. Plus we get a robot uprising. 5 bags of popcorn and throw in a couple of those Darth Vader cups.

Came here to say this

Won’t someone rid us of this meddlesome billionaire?

There are more grains of sand in the ocean than there are stars in our solar system.

What?!

Tom Petty

Does the church have a sprinkler system installed?

Nah.

But what does that mean

Peanut butter. It’s my main source of nutrition in the mornings and afternoons.

Bidet. Not even the fancy ones. Like the cheap ones that are no more than $20-30. Every poop, I’ve got a squeaky clean butthole.

Seaquest

Except Jesus wasn’t real. Navalny was.

I’m Against the Government - Defiance, Ohio

https://youtu.be/AT0IsmflTxs?si=eAPYyBw20BR-EQ7h

Birds aren’t real, so it seems like a fine idea to me.

Shut up, nerd.

Cake - Pressure Chief

The flow from song to song on this album is near flawless. I think it is their most cohesive album, although they are all great. Motorcade of Generosity is a close second for me.