The Assman

Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?

Aggressive negotiations

Never stopped him before

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

Yeah, he’s on first

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

And now I’m dropping them in the chipotle bathroom

Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake

I would like to name my very rare disease “a very rare disease”. It’s what Abbott and Costello would do

Relevant username

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

That’s one small step for gnorts

A fucking DORK?

But what is Aleppo?

Damn, he never learned how to have sex :(

For me it was the body book at the book fair. I learned what the outside and the inside of a boob looked like that day.

Y’all ever look at your phone too long and then your fuckwaffle hurts for three days?

Movie first, Saturday afternoon. Next it was a dinner date, and then board game night with her friends. You know, to make sure everyone is compatible.

In case you do, here’s a list of dozens of politicians murdered in cold blood this year: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_politicians_killed_during_the_2024_Mexican_elections

Now when you say “sort your own shit first”, you don’t mean politician murders, correct? Because that seems sorted.

You wanna talk about all those dead politicians or no?