Dude, fantasy world, medieval ages timelines. She’s def of age, even in our timeline.

This guy gets it.

Groupon? What decade am I in?

What job you looking for?

That was… the fucking best.

Not only clickbait, but old as hell too.

I’ve tried a few, voyager fits what I need.

Toto bidet owner here, mine has a warm fan that only needs about 5 to 10 seconds to dry off. Then check, verify dryness and cleanliness with a bit of TP. But a little bit of wetness dries off quickly anyway.