I’m Canadian, I like beer… we all like beer here. Like what else are you going to drink, water? Gross.

No good dead goes unpunished. My fucking sister-in-law… My computer is slow, can you check it out? Later, she accused me of messing something up on her computer since it was still slow.

I understand this building in downtown Vancouver probably had issues with people sleeping here, but placing a bunch of concrete filled pylons is fucked up.

Hold on, 50 cent had a hologram? Wouldn’t it be easier and cheaper to just hire him, since he’s still alive… when was this?

edit: see OP changed his comment from 50 cent to Tupac 🙄

Hold on, you go on trips without your wife? Like by yourself or with friends? Shit, if I did that my wife would divorce my ass. Same thing if my wife went on a trip without me and I’ve just been taking care of my invalid post surgery dad… Fuck that, you are the asshole.

What the fuck is a milk crow?!