Why not you? Think of the wealth your suffering creates and weep gently.

Where’s the taste test results?

Spackle

We were a perfectly safe and peaceful country before with our massive military and enough nuclear weapons and nerve gasses to kill every living thing on the planet. Safe!

It’s more of a prison for me. I just had to buy a new Win11 machine cause the software I depend on is cutting Win10 operation this year. Sucks

Windows users: what the hell is a .HEIC file? Must be a virus.

When it’s Campbell’s™ it’s also NTR. Progresso definitely has a rapist vibe to it.

Loved this phone, but the screen replacements never stayed on for me so i had to switch.

All the ways to get your daily sodium nitrates. My only complaint is why isn’t there a glazed hot dog?

Growing my own beans this year. I’ll have to wait all summer but by August I should finally get to eat something

“what is your hobbies precious? Tells us you must!” Then screech like this: https://youtu.be/YtZLWaqHn10

Nice try but ours comes in a dozen. Looks like they already shrinkflation yours.

Who would risk investing millions into a factory when you have no idea when your materials could be randomly taxed/tariffed. Was literally working on factory plans in Troy, MI when this put a permanent hold on it. Relying on Quebec aluminum like many others. No sense continuing if we have to use Chinese aluminum, just expand the China facility instead.

Yeah, that’s not how you win therapy. The goal is to get them to cry over your past trama while you are making this face :3

I get started then lose focus and start watching anime. See, this is why Americans need immigrant labor.

Can someone poll Americans cause I vehemently oppose the purchase and subjugation of Greenland. And I also vote Trump gets run over by a train.

I tried the same thing with veal farming but little baby cows can’t swim so good :|

Lol. My cat can legally drink next year.

I just make the numbers up if someone asks me. “Yeah Im on Lemmy. How many users? Uh 2 trillion the last time I counted”

Maybe literally. I think their soda has the most PFAS of all of them. Coca-cola!