At least the US temperature scale is safe from ridicule, as Lord Fahrenheit was German/Polish.

Edit: /s, obviously.

Rods damnit you forgot rods

4 rods to a chain

Hey son, down for a game of the ol’ catch’n sniff?

Most men can’t find stair 1 roof access

I mean, didn’t Julius Ceaser stab himself in the back 23 times when he committed public suicide that one time

This +1 because just an upvote didn’t feel strong enough

Irssi - used it first in college and never looked for anything else

This post accurately described my life. High five brother.

I did a similar contact card thing for (real) people I cared about from Discord. 2 people installed signal to keep up. 20+ invites went out before I nuked they account. One person already had signal. The other one that installed it now ghosts all my signal comms attempts.