Skill issue

Let me guess, its favorite band is sssssslayer

Goes to show how far Blizzard has fallen that they resorted to copying porn characters when they made Overwatch. What happened to all the good character designers?

If you get high enough, any musical can be a Shrek musical

Can’t divide by zero, so it’s undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

Gee Louis, that reminds me of the time I lost my job after watching Family Guy for 48 hours straight

There was also a deleted verse where Judas shouted “IT WAS A PRANK BRO” to Jesus after he came back from the dead.

It all makes sense now. Spiderman 2 was an Italian conspiracy to stop anon from jerking off.

Just steal one. As long as you hide it well, they’ll never catch you.

You’re right, my bad

Bro’s whole world was shattered when he discovered Marika is trans

I can’t think of any possible problem with this. It’s flawless. Kudos to anon for discovering such a bulletproof plan.

Please tell me the replies roasted the shit out of him

Harris will be able to serve two terms. The 22nd amendment says:

No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once

The second clause applies to vice presidents taking over, but since there’s less than two years left in Biden’s term, it won’t come into effect.

No. You’re just being a stick in the mud

I hope he sticks with it. Insuring his collection could be a sticking point, but he may get you into sticky situations without insurance. I’m sure he’ll find an agent to stick up for him.

It depends on the role. My first job was doing manual QE on Windows, and knowing Linux wasn’t much help at the time, but it did help me transition to a coding role in the same company a year later. I’m now doing platform engineering at a major tech company, but that has a high barrier to entry, which I suspect is the case for most roles that are Linux-focused. If you’re trying to get your foot in the door, I think you should look at job profiles for low barrier to entry roles (e.g. tech support) and try to work your way up.

In the US, some employers do pay out vacation, but many don’t, because there’s no law requiring them to do so. It’s perfectly legal to offer literally zero vacation days.

Probably because the individual engineers working on Takeout care about doing a good job, even though the higher-ups would prefer something half-assed. I work for a major tech company and I’ve been in that same situation before, e.g. when I was working on GDPR compliance. I read the GDPR and tried hard to comply with the spirit of the law, but it was abundantly clear everyone above me hadn’t read it and only cared about doing the bare minimum.

There’s no financial incentive for them to make is easy to leave Google. Takeout only exists to comply with regulations (e.g. digital markets act), and as usual, they’re doing the bare minimum to not get sued.