Funnily enough, 3.4% is the mortality of COVID.

Wasn’t there a movie or show where someone stopped hearing people because of some brainchip fee he didn’t pay?

As a hairy ass man, whose diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water, wiping is a chore.

Probably something with "Bear“ and "small“ like BearySmalls or something idk I’m a short and very obese hetero guy - no one would wanna watch me besides a few FFAs whose preferences I cover.

I got that Microsoft Nokia Lumia dock back in the days. It came with 2 thunderbolt 3 USB C to USB C cables. I still use them. They are the best cables I ever owned. I love these cables. They are the best cables in the world. They are so good, they make other cables look like waste products. [Trump mode off] they even are bitter coated.

BUT: I’ve also owned iPhones since the X and the very first cable still looks new despite being the only source of internet my gaming PC has.

Try reading "The Tragon with the Girl Tattoo“

You forget that they are dragons until they grab a quick sheep before taking off.

That hand is either fat, male, both or just an ugly woman lol

And also re-read several pages because that Oxford comma was in the wrong place and therefore interrupted my flow.

My need ass thought this was about F-Zeros Captain Falcon and Xenoagas Jan Sauer…

Ah, because of the ions.

Took me eons.

He knows when I’m awake because he can’t see me anymore.

Jokes on you. He only sees you when you’re sleeping.

AdGuard on, baking soda and vinegar on iPhone. 15$ for essentially YouTube premium but it’s a one time purchase

I wanted to divide my work out weighs by 4 so that I have 2 dumbbells with the same weight on both sides. Only after I said “hey, this is not possible” it said “you are correct! This is not possible”

Charlie Chaplin always needs to be censored.

This comment made me uncomfortable.

Oh My Fucking God… you’re talking about making a statement and then adding the /s as an implication of it being sarcastic, basically asking if there is any historic literature with one or more sarcastic sentences

Dude…

People who know about sarcastic historic literature have literally no interest in doomscrolling Reddit and the likes to the extent of knowing what /s means

It’s called the carbon silicate cycle

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonate–silicate_cycle

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-022-31128-3

https://pubs.geoscienceworld.org/msa/elements/article/15/5/301/574082/Earth-Catastrophes-and-their-Impact-on-the-Carbon

https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/do-any-mass-extinctions-correlate-magnetic-reversals#:~:text=No.,protect us from solar radiation.

Edit: that giant explosuon https://new.nsf.gov/news/volcanic-coal-burning-siberia-led-climate-change#:~:text=A team of researchers led,Earth’s most severe extinction event.

There once was an explosion the size of Russia because the coal and oil underneath it got in contact with magma, killing 99.8% of all life on earth (before the dinosaurs) 🦕🦖- this process released more CO2 in the atmosphere than if we would burn all the fossil fuel today (I’ve forgotten by how much more)

Earth took its time, couple million years, but the carbon-silicate balance was restored. Edit: Fun fact 2 - during this time there are records of winds >800 mph, acid rain and temperatures >180°F

Fun fact: There was not a single mass extinction because of the shift of the magnetic poles, all mass extinctions can be linked to the carbon-silicate balance.