Silence is violets

Their cumming what?

Thanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!

Also batteries lose capacity, making them finite as well

I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well

Properly cross

Since it’s one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you’re about to die in a boss battle.

Instructions unclear, I am pregernate

Do not let generational gaps fool you, most people are idiots

And there are only 2000 fluent speakers of Hawaiian, let’s go colonialism!

‘Okina only precede vowels and I think you’re confused about pahoahoa, it’s pahoehoe. Good job on a‘a, though!

Ahoy matey

This just in: Obese Man perpetually on the couch isn’t going to finish the marathon, experts say.

Source: We were all kids once, “pkshhhhh, woom woom”

Yeah, I can hardly see the porn under all that text

Keep your links, I’m going back to askjeeves

“What do you got in them little bowls there? Blue I hope”

Can’t you just not connect the smart tv to the internet and make it a dumb tv?

I… I already did pronounce the L 😔