Ik ben tenenkrommend maar ik ben wel vrij

Is this some kind of remix of the Michael Bolton song? Nice kitty though!

Game theory does not apply to relationships, my friend. A healthy relationship requires hard work from both parties involved, so that you can be stronger and happier together that you would be alone. I hope you find that love in your life and when that day comes, that you are ready for it.

We’re on holiday in Thailand and we visited the old king’s summer palace. Our guide told us a super sad story:

Apparently there was an accident long ago involving the queen and her baby daughter when the boat they were on, sank on the palace lake.

Even though there were lots of people around who were able to help, no-one could save them because nobody was allowed to touch the royals.

The queen and baby daughter drowned with everybody watching powerlessly.

Heartbreaking stuff man. Needed a moment to process that…

Grinding Dory 😅

Soooo, finding pedo then? Goddammit, I made myself uncomfortable! 😣

Laptop repair guy here! This problem is common in consumer grade laptops. As far as I am concerned, it’s purposefully weakly designed, because these break a LOT.

Not the hinge is broken, but the mounting points for the screws that keep the hinge in place. Sometimes it breaks on the bottom case, sometimes it breaks on the screen side.

We fix these issues regularly with epoxy (and massive skillz, lol). With most hinges, you can adjust the force a little lighter to relieve the pressure on the mounting points. That way it doesn’t fail again, after repair.

Awww, my first electric chair! So cute! ❤️

Three days already? I live under the rock where T. Swifties plane does not land, apparently.

Man, this stupid meme has only one logical conclusion: “How does Taylor Swift travel to the top floors of the WTC?”

Voiceover: “Shell proceeded to walk away with billions of dollars without cleaning up the pollution”.

Just a sad fucking bird. Fuck you buddy! 👍🏻

Fietsers jonguh! 🤮

Barbie: Melancholia

But only one set of footprints on the beach…

What if herr Klaus was Barbie’s real father and Barbie had to invent Barbieworld and her alter ego perfectly happy girl to escape from the abuse from her father and all the horrible things she must have seen and heard during his career in the SS.

That would have made a whole other movie! 😆

But not kenough Barbies