The things that make us hate it is how they make so much money.

Just dig a hole in a subduction zone and let tectonics reclaim the materials.

Almost 10 percent of the entire planet’s GDP isn’t that much.

Nothing is deleted, just slightly obscured, and some apps don’t even do that. Child porn, illegal revenge porn, hate speech, everything is stored forever.

Waxing romantic.

Too much aural.

I’m Canadian and because of QAnon and Trump, I don’t have a relationship with my sister anymore and I see my dad once every few years out of obligation, but not a day goes by where he doesn’t say something mortifyingly racist or fascistic. He watches Fox News from the US every day. They aren’t allowed a Canadian channel because they don’t meet our legal standards for truthful reporting. American politics always leak into Canada. I hate it.

Evil grants don’t apply for themselves. YET.

Chef, a British sitcom, is a masterclass in insults. John Cleese is an insulting savant. There are diamonds in that rough, but wit is a feature of brains, while bigotry and bullying is a feature of no brains.

My anus is bleeding!

Make your mother sigh!

That’s not money so it’s inconceivable to foreign relations pundits.

No, it’s like how apple juice is jus de pomme.

They say “LILILILILILI!” Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.

I don’t need math for this. Once you have a feel for your car you can just visually gauge it in an instant.

I just leave enough room to come to a stop in the gap between us.

What?! Ha ha, what is cheating in an online comment? Things aren’t "supposed to"ing like you want so its cheating? Cheating means breaking rules. Are saying adhering to some kind of rules or regulations would make our conversations more productive?

Aw, that’s cute, a drummer thinks he’s a musician too? (I kid, that’s a running joke in music circles, percussionists are definitely musicians, we’d be lost without them). That’s awesome! I suppose expert drumming in Rock Band would be a lot like the real thing. A program like rock band would probably work as a great drum trainer on a real set.

That’s great! These things are super fun. Just don’t call yourself an artist or try to copyright your generations. That’s like pretending to be a musician because you’re good at Guitar Hero.

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