It’s a joke about some YouTuber (Shane Dawson?) who told a story where they jacked off and accidentally touched their cat. People immediately turned it into, “He fucked the cat?” and chaos ensued. He started posting rants how he didn’t fuck his cat and that didn’t help in the slightest.

Imagine seeing Ted Kacynzki in your math proof.

The devil got Johnny to fall for the vice of pride.

If I ever meet the Connections Mentat that made, “Extra Virgin olive oil” a category I’m going to piss in their pants.

The only explanation I’ve seen is that larger instances will use AI to filter explicit posts. No idea if it’s true but I’ll keep spreading misinformation until they make me an admin of .ml.

Everyone Hucks Sere?

That sounds rad we visited a steel spool factory and they didn’t let us take one home.

Oh so now we’re blaming the goats

Does Leonardo get the same hate?

Nuh uh, Dr.Strange said this is the only one where we win.

Why did you give your emoji those eyes?

Did the pilot go down with the plane?

You only bag tag your broseph, bag tagging a coworker is insane.

Honest slave work?

Interesting, I saw him on a Jimmy Kimmel thumbnail recently so I thought the controversy was over.

Didn’t Linus get un-cancelled after the investigation didn’t find anything?

As someone who uses thread how do you guys sew stuff?

Yeah let’s see if they keep this up. In a few weeks they’ll cave in and say, “Well we want to keep people informed”.

Pshh you’ve never met Linda, she can smell gossip from a mile away.

Fr fr on jah fam that’s hella tight