That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

Of course, that’s what estrogen does.

Finally some good fucking news.

Pass the joint, bud.

Ew no. They’re going to taste like silicone and suncreen I bet.

This sounds like the start of a prophecy.

I’m not into that but if that’s what my friends want I’ll enjoy it.

“Sorry, we’ll come back later when you’re feeling better.”

Curse you, I was just about to upload this. My spirits are crushed and my dreams are ruined!

Elon Musk will be a lot poorer five years from now, and that makes me happy.

Nature is so beautiful.

Younger folks have been raised on apps and other polished devices with oodles of effort put into UX design.

Older folks grew up learning DOS commands, memorizing the IRQ of their sound card, and other clunky shenanigans.

In their current state Lemmy, Mastodon and other services are too complicated for most young folks to bother with. Not all, but most, especially the filthy casuals.