My body is a machine that turns water into gold

They got the idea to do a fake interview and fuck the person up the ass from porn

It’s a cheap joke, really, but I just searched up “complicated Hungarian names” and picked 2 that looked complicated and plausibly Hungarian. Interestingly enough, the names I found were from a thread about names rejected by the Hungarian government, so the joke name appears to be an impossibility.

Sorry to Cheddar Bob you but Ebola will kill us all

This is how we achieve fusion. Only way to get that high of temp in an enclosed space

The lion lets it crust

This is called”Chedder Bobbing” according to this term I just made up

GOD DAMN IT Táblácska Erdőcske I FUCKIN KNEW it!!

It you! You’re the Good Will Hunting!

The gift of soup

The plural is Oompas Loompa

If Gizmoduck ends up being caught up in this

later

oh god damn it!

I try to be joyous but then I remember the faces and names of the wives and the sons and the daughters

Upon reaching level four, a Druid can blend into nature once per day, causing a -4 penalty to opponents notice rolls when in a natural environment

I’d rather ram hide than hide ram IYKWIM

The password to these is 4

Sickos: Yes… ha ha ha… yes!

That is over $25 for each man, woman, and child in NM. Nice!